Beware Of What You Tell The Little Ones : Three Chuckles For You Today – By Fr. Dominic Yamoah
Some children lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun wrote a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only ONE. God is watching.’ Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One of the children had written this note: ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head. She looked at her mother and asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?’ Her mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.’ The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Mummy, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?’
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was too small. The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible. The little girl said, ‘When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah’. The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to Hell?’ The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him.’
Fr. Dominic Yamoah is a Priest from the Catholic Diocese of Konongo-Mampong. Father has a Priest for the past 18years. ‘The problems of life will not finish today, so enjoy life with a good smile everyday’ ( Fr. Dominic Yamoah).
Keep Fr. Dominic Yamoah in your daily prayers. May God richly bless you with a joyful heart.
